Pro con

• Pro: I'm doing relatively OK with Nurtisystem. I'm not doing the boot-camp quasi-anorexic version of September last, through which I lost 30 pounds, but I think that's OK. Considering I gained half of it back when I started eating like a real person again.
• Con: I'm still smokin. Not like smokin hot, but like, smokin Camel lights. Dumb.
• Pro: I was beginning to write a really arduous six-page French paper last night at 2am (when else?) when I realized via an old email that it's actually not due until Monday. C'est super chouette!
• Con: I still have to write that shit and I have no idea what it will be on nor which secondary sources I shall use. Merde.
• Pro: I finally purchased hygienic accoutrement for my new apartment so the kitchen would stop doubling as a landfill. Now I can actually see the counter tops, the boxes are gone, and I don't have to play Jenga every time I throw something away.
• Con: Too late. I found one of these bad larrys in my bathroom.