Thursday, May 22, 2008

Feeling revirginized? Trashy Lingerie's got just the thing for you.

I know I haven't updated this in like three centuries, and for that I apologize. But trust me, the joys of funemployment (namely the grossly disgusting amount of free time) will allow me to come back in full force in a day or two.

For now, I just HAD to share this video I came across of the late great Anna Nicole Smith, and her of her glorious televised ode to American decay: The Anna Nicole Smith Show. This series delivered 23-minute installments, reminders of the basal barnacle of society that brought us such phenomena as Bobby Trendy and "Howard, get me a pickle!" You don't have to watch the whole thing (though I highly recommend it unless you really can't stand listening to someone high on a whole bottle of Percoset and half a handle of Captain's). At least forward to about 1:45 in, when Anna utters probably one of the greatest self-assertions I've ever heard:
Just because I haven't had sex in two years doesn't mean that I don't wanna feel sexy. So, me and Kimmy went to Trashy Lingerie [yes that's actually the name of the establishment - take a wild shot in the dark as to what their inventory consists of] to get me some really sexy clothes.
Enjoy, yall:

1 comment:

Stephanie said...

Whoa, do you have spam in your comments? That shit is crazier than Anna Nicole Smith. Not really, but, seriously, why do I feel really guilty that I still can't help myself from laughing at her outrageous antics even though when I actually think about how tragic her life was, I want to cry? I've never felt so morally torn in my life.